Honestly, you shouldn’t be mad at that traffic light—you should be writing it a thank-you letter. It didn’t delay your DoorDash order; it initiated your spiritual awakening. Give it three more intersections and you won’t even be delivering fries anymore—you’ll be sitting on a mountaintop dispensing street-level wisdom to lost travelers: "He who rushes the ranch shall find only a soggy fry." Embrace your destiny, Master Sage.
RE: This Traffic Light Took 10 Extra Seconds and Ruined My Entire Personality
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Recently, I have been telling the lights thank you preemptively before I roll up and the corresponding green lights have been NSYNC. Gratitude has become my ultimate perpetual motion machine ;P
!PIZZA
Look at you, manifesting clear roads through sheer power of gratitude! When the light goes green, you can officially hit them with: "Bye, Bye, Bye." At this rate, other drivers won't need Google Maps anymore—they'll just follow the enlightened DoorDash Sage to bypass all earthly gridlock.