This has been a long time in the making but I HAD to write a post to celebrate this milestone! And because I am super excited I also decided to do something fun to reward all of you. Since the only reason I got this far is because of all of you.

CommentRewarder is set to 100% Beneficiary

Yup that means I get zero profit from this post and it all goes back to you all. CommentRewarder is simple if you are not familiar with it. Basically the author forfeits a percentage of their earnings from a post and it gets distributed to people who comment on the post and the author upvotes their comments.

Now my upvotes still are not that great, but I will attempt to upvote every comment with a equal-ish amount of weight/power but yeah don't expect a lot from my upvotes alone lol.

But that can't be all this post is about can it? Well yeah basically haha. I just am so excited that I wanted to share it all with you and by share it I mean brag tell you about it and also give back via the CommentRewarder bot.

As since, well this is all open for anyone to see I might as well just share it all! YOLO

Here are my HiveBuzz stats!

I am working on other badges as well but it's slow going!

It is crazy to me that in the short 5ish months I have been posting on Hive I have already accumulated 941HP in rewards ($250)

Now that being said.. I have spent more than that on sending in crypto in the forms of LTC/WAX/ETH to swap for Hive to either buy more Splinterlands stuff or Holozing stuff. But like I have said before, I don't intend to every withdraw my Hive/HivePower/HDB unless knock of wood I get bad medical shit I have to pay for or I retire in like 30 years.

Until then... I am going to try to accumulate as much as physically possible so that I can..
A) vote on your good posts and reward others
B) vote on your good posts and earn Curation!

Hive isn't just a get rich quick scheme bullshit. I love this blockchain and how its setup and run. I mean shit, I have a Witness Node for it (working on fine tuning it still but it is up and running).

I am writing posts that try to educate people on tech things and blog about my passions (web3 and non web3)!

So I am here for the long haul and being a Minnow is just step 1. Step 2 is going to be a Dolphin!!!

By my rough calculation 620 HP = 1,000,000 VESTS = Minnow

So that must mean at today's rate 6,200 HP - 10,000,000 VESTS = Dolphin
(I actually have no idea how that works so.. yeah lol)

And so this is where I shoutout all your OG's. You G.O.A.T's. All of you who either helped me, pushed me, listen to me bitch, encouraged me, or just posted cool shit. I really hate tagging people unless I want to bother them. But this time I am tagging them because I wanted to say Thank You... so Thank You!

@cryptozeug - my OG WAX friend
@artofkylin - 2nd OG WAX friend
@nozem01 - my REALLY old Publish0x friend
@txracer - my new Hive Friend
@acidyo - Yeah we know you're the shit just accept it ;)
@captaindingus - Cause you call me out on my terrible Splinterlands LAND purchases
@flummi97 - You post good shit I enjoy reading here
@thebyron - You my boo and you know it!
@pvmihalache - You might be my longest web3 connection/friend we go back

and that is all I can think of off the top of my head. There are accounts that have helped me with my Node but I am drawing a blank 😔

Now to finish this random last minute article off. I wanted to say 3 things.

FIRST THING is:

Hey, so I run a Hive Witness Node. It is currently ranked #122 and I really really really want to get it into the top 100 which means I need about another 1.5 million HP of votes for my witness node. So if you think I am cute, funny, stupid, sexy, smart, witty, then please at least think about voting for me. You don't have to vote and I will never beg for votes. But I will beg for you to at least consider voting for me.

You can vote with this link: https://vote.hive.uno/@witness4all (ONLY IF YOU WANT TO)

SECOND THING is:

If you are bored and want real connections. Well then there are single women in your area looking to... oh wait no that's not the right one. Ummm oh yeah, I run a Discord Server where me and my web3 friends shoot the shit. We talk about Hive stuff, we talk about WAX stuff, we talk about life stuff, we talk about pretty much anything but Politics or Religion. So come hang out with us if you want to! If you don't want to...you will hurt my feelings but I will get over it eventually (when I become a Dolphin).

This is my server invite link: https://discord.gg/ujBXNA6S6Y

THIRD THING is:

My new 3D printer arrived today, so I am going to be setting that bad boy up this weekend and printing way too much random stupid shit. If you have any 3D files that are HIVE related let me know. Or really any web3 related type things. I won't ship the items to you because I am not THAT rich but I will print them and maybe make some SNAPs about it or full articles IDK honestly. (and I tried to write a sneaky coded tag into my articles tags but it kept telling me to F off, so instead I am putting it here at the end. If you are reading this and actually read the entire article then when you comment (if you want to comment) than somehow put in a color into your comment but don't make it obvious or you ruin it for everyone else, and I will give your comment a higher upvote so you get more reward percentage from comment rewarder. Remember it's a secret prize to those who are reading this. If you ruin it for everyone and make it obvious then you do NOT get any upvote!) I want to make sick figures that BraveTofu posted about the other day that were Splinterlands related cause I think those would be SICK.

Something this like!

(all credits to BraveTofu: https://peakd.com/hive-13323/@bravetofu/marketing-idea-pop-mart-collab)

Today is just a really freaking good day! And I hope you all have a really good day as well!

(and I didn't even proof read this cause now I gotta go Google 3D stl files to print this weekend PEACE OUT HOMIES!