My Actifit Report Card: May 9 2026

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today's joke
The Soviet police, the Red Army, and the KGB are tasked by Stalin to prove which of these organizations is the most effective at catching imperialist agents. Their mission is to track down a rabbit in the forest. The Soviet police deploy animal informants throughout the forest. They interrogate plant and mineral witnesses. After a three-month investigation, the Soviet police issue a statement that rabbits do not exist. The Red Army, after two weeks of finding not a single trace, eventually burns down the entire forest, killing all living things, including the rabbit. Of course, they do not apologize to anyone. That imperialist rabbit deserved it after all. The KGB goes straight to the point. Half an hour later, they drag a horribly beaten bear out of the forest, which screams: 'I confess, I confess, I am a rabbit! My father and mother were rabbits!'

dnešní vtip
Sovětská policie, Rudá armáda a KGB dostanou od Stalina za úkol prokázat, která z těchto organizací je nejvýkonnější v chytání imperialistických agentů. Jejich úkolem je vypátrat králíka v lese. Sovětská policie rozmístí po lese zvířecí informátory. Ti vyslýchají rostlinné i minerální svědky. Po tříměsíčním pátrání vydá sovětská policie prohlášení, že králíci neexistují. Rudá armáda po dvou týdnech, kdy nenajde jedinou stopu, nakonec spálí celý les a zabije tak všechno živé, včetně králíka. Nikomu se samozřejmě neomluví. Ten imperialistický králík si to přece zasloužil. KGB jde bleskurychle na věc. O půl hodiny později táhnou z lesa příšerně domláceného medvěda, který řve: „Přiznávám se, přiznávám se, jsem králík! Můj otec i matka byli králíci!

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