My Actifit Report Card: April 29 2026
Today Monument of Karel Kašpar Reitenberger
Dnes Pomník Karla Kašpara Reitenbergera
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today's joke
A man returns from a business trip and sees his blonde wife sitting on a chair with breadcrumbs up to her knees. But the blonde keeps grating more and more rolls. So he asks her, “For heaven's sake, what are you doing here?” The blonde replies, “I wanted to make schnitzels for your welcome, and the recipe in the cookbook starts: Grate three-day-old rolls.”
dnešní vtip
Vrátí se muž ze služební cesty a vidí svou ženu blondýnku sedět na židli a po kolena má samou strouhanku. Blondýna ale stále dál strouhá další a další rohlíky. Tak se jí zeptá: „Proboha, co to tady vyvádíš?“ Blondýna odpoví: „Chtěla jsem ti na přivítanou udělat řízky a recept v kuchařce začíná: Strouhej tři dny staré rohlíky.

Translated by gemini

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