My Actifit Report Card: April 27 2026
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today's joke
The truck driver has been on the road for several weeks until he can't stand it anymore and stops at a brothel. He walks in and says: "Give me one sausage, a beer and the most disgusting girl you have here!" and puts 500 euros on the table. The boss of the brothel looks at the banknote and says: "For this you can have the prettiest, young and with us and she will still bring you a proper steak..." "But I'm not, Baby..." says the driver "... I just feel like going home.
dnešní vtip
Řidič kamionu je už několik týdnů na cestách až už to nevydrží a zastaví u bordelu. Vejde dovnitř a povídá: "Dejte mi jednoho buřta, pívo a tu nejhnusnější babu, co tady máte!" a položí na stůl 500 euro. Šéfka bordelu se podívá na bankovku a povídá: "Za tohle u nás můžeš mít tu nejhezčí, mladou a nadrženou kočičku a ještě ti přinese pořádnýho stejka..." "Ale já nejsem nadrženej, Zlato..." povídá řidič "...mě se jenom stejská po domově.

Translated by gemini

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