My Actifit Report Card: March 24 2026
Today Colonnade of Ferdinand's Spring
Dnes Kolonáda Ferdinandova pramene
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today's joke
A mobster gives his son a real gun for his thirteenth birthday. A few days later, he wants to see it, so he goes to his son to show it to him. "You know, Dad, I'm not really into guns, so I exchanged it for this beautiful watch, look." And the father says to him: "Tony, Tony, what will you do when you come home from work one day and find a strange man in your bed with your wife? Will you take out the watch and ask how long he's staying?!"
dnešní vtip
Mafián daruje svému synovi k třináctým narozeninám pravou pistoli. Po pár dnech ji chce vidět, a tak přijde za synem, ať mu ji ukáže. „Víš, tati, já ty zbraně moc nemusím, tak jsem ji vyměnil za tyhle nádherné hodinky, podívej.“ A otec mu na to říká: „Tony, Tony, až jednou přijdeš domů z práce a najdeš ve své posteli s tvojí ženou cizího chlapa, co uděláš? Vytáhneš hodinky a zeptáš se, jak dlouho se zdrží?!“

Translated by gemini

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