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Those Darn Joyriding Aliens

I'm pretty sure aliens have been visiting Earth for years, however, I'm convinced that the vast majority of them (if not all) are just kids who have recently received their UFO license and for some reason or another, Earth is just a joyriding destination. I guess finding Earth is sort of equivalent to finding that favorite spot in the middle of nowhere.

Think about it... Crop circles are just them doing donuts, cow mutilations and human abductions are just the equivalent of playing with bugs, and they are always crashing their vehicles. And why else would they fly in such erratic ways?

Seriously, what else explains civilizations advanced enough to cross the cosmos to reach earth, but once they get here, crashing into it at an alarming rate? Clearly, most of the aliens that have been here are kids out joyriding. Their parents are probably pissed...flying saucers can't be cheap and insurance may not cover impacts with planets.
Or perhaps, as a slight variation of the above explanation, their parents are working on Earth in a scientific capacity or planning an invasion, their kids are here with them and steal their parents UFOs to go joyriding.

Another possibility I've considered is that aliens don't have alcohol where they live and discover it on Earth.

So what do you think best explains Aliens odd behavior on Earth and why, since atleast Roswell, they seem to keep crashing into it?

  1. Adolescents joyriding
  2. Drunk aliens.
  3. There are no aliens, it's just drunk humans seeing them
  4. Other (leave a comment)

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Since, like you, I've loved this topic since childhood, I've listened and continue to listen to many scientists and hobbyists. Often, after a few minutes, my brain, which can't handle math (I suffer from dyscalculia; my thoughts literally scramble like a blender when I'm calculating large numbers in my head), can't handle this material either when I start analyzing what I've heard. According to 99% of them, there are no aliens, they have no right to exist, etc.

However, like some of these people, I believe that we probably just can't see them or something is blocking us, and humanity needs another great leap forward. Something like crossing the ocean through Europe for the first time (on the way to the US) combined with the creation of mass-produced and cheap PCs (after the era of Doom 1 and 2, when hardware prices plummeted) and the discovery of the steam engine. As one Polish politician said: It would be an unimaginable and disgusting waste of space.

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I think they have very advanced technology and don't have accidents on Earth. As for the crop circles, those are created by the more advanced ones among them; they don't need machinery (UFOs) for thatβ€”only energy.

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