Sarcasm Sunday #49 - Ready For Yields And Carved Pumpkins
My draft folder is basically a pumpkin patch of chaos. Screenshots sit there ripening until I can turn them into an article… or until they rot like forgotten gourds.
That’s why Sarcasm Saturday exists! The harvest festival of random degen memes? Weird yield screenshots? Ibiza Final Boss memes? They finally get picked… and yes, some are even funnier than me selling 6.7 BTC in 2015! (Nop! Still hurts!)
When the normies are busy doom-scrolling through endless TikTok dances and Facebook drama, I retreat to my own Fortress of Solitude. I’m diving into my Web3 dapps, exploring new protocols, stacking tokens, checking yield farms, and generally flexing on a whole other plane.
While the rest of the world obsesses over memes and viral trends, I’m curating, strategizing, and building in the decentralized playground. It’s quiet... it’s chaotic... and best of all… it’s mine.
I’ve been pushing the boundaries on Mindshare with Kaito, Cookie, Wallchain and Mindo ... but also experimenting with new things. I recently discovered AIRAA and dove in… though, honestly, I still haven’t cracked any leaderboards.
AIRAA is a Web3 intelligence platform that tracks on-chain and social activity to highlight and reward genuine contributors. It creates personalized profiles, ranks users on leaderboards, and offers incentives for active participation across the ecosystem.
It’s all about exploring, testing the limits, and seeing what sticks! Sometimes the wins come later, and sometimes the journey itself is the reward. Looks like I am part of the "House Of Builders" as I keep building through bull and bear!
Not everyone is built to weather the ups and downs of crypto markets. My pet hedgehog, for instance, has to retreat into hibernation when winter arrives, curling up and waiting out the cold.
He can’t handle the stress of sudden drops or the exhilaration of parabolic gains. Me? I’m a seasoned veteran. I’ve fought through countless crypto winters, seen coins rise and fall, watched projects vanish and new ones emerge!
I’ve learned to keep calm, adapt, and thrive no matter the market. The little guy may nap through the storms, but I stay alert, navigating the chaos and savouring every lesson it brings. We are so back anon!
It’s harvest season, and the Humble Tractors are rolling back into action. I’ve secured whitelist spots for NFT holders, rolled out brand-new spin-off collections, and starting in October, every holder will be eligible for additional perks!
Think of it as a seasonal bounty for being part of the community. To make things even sweeter, I’m committing to raffle 1% of the total value of my airdrops, distributing them randomly to Humble Tractors holders.
It’s my way of giving back, spreading the harvest, and making sure that being part of the tractor crew comes with more than just bragging rights. The fields are ripe, the wheels are turning, and the rewards are waiting for those ready to hop on board.
The Mavryk launch was solid! The timing of the Kaito rewards, a full week after the TGE, really missed the mark. Prices have plunged 80% since day one, and yappers were left holding basically dust! Frustrating for anyone hoping to ride the momentum.
On the brighter side, I’ve been making serious moves over on Plume Network, the OG RWAs chain. I’ve completed over 200 transactions there, steadily building my presence and reputation, and finally earned my Tier III badge.
That officially makes me a Plume Guardian Defender, which feels like a proper milestone in my Web3 journey. Between navigating rocky launches like Mavryk and stacking achievements on Plume... it’s all part of the grind!
Now I’m even more curious to see what Novastro has in store. Will it shake things up, reward the early movers properly, and maybe bring some redemption after the Mavryk stumble? Only time will tell, but I’m ready to dive in.
I have to admit, I live for my audience. Everything I write, every post I make, is for them, and there’s an incredible energy I get from their feedback that keeps me going. You are my power anon!
I get genuinely excited when I stumble across a perfect meme and share it, even if it’s just for the two friends I have on social media. It’s those little moments that make it all worthwhile.
At least the degens get the puns, the clever references, and the inside jokes that fly right over the heads of most IRL normies. Maybe it’s because I don’t have many real-life friends, or maybe it’s just that my audience exists in a different, wilder world where this kind of humor actually lands.
Either way, I thrive on it. I thrive on the chaos, the laughs, the connection, and the tiny victories that come from knowing someone out there actually gets it. May harvest season treat you well!
Here are some links for some cool stuff to test out:
- https://myfanforce.com/onboarding?ref=NV00OP4Z
- https://ethgas.com/community/onboarding?referral=VZ4B4C7
- https://app.idos.network/?ref=2E18EE84
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Mindshare: Kaito / Cookie / Wallchain / Mindo
Play2Earn: Splinterlands & Holozing