Sarcasm Saturday #53 - Kaito Is Dead ... Long Live Kaito
The king is dead, long live the king! The old order hasn’t survived, but something new has taken its place.
The same applies to Kaito . What once passed for InfoFi is effectively dead... fragmented dashboards, shallow incentives, and noisy speculation no longer move the needle.
In its place, a more mature model is emerging. Kaito doesn’t revived InfoFi as it was but it replaces it. Attention, data, and incentives are no longer loosely connected but tightly integrated into a system that actually ... may work!
InfoFi isn’t evolving... it’s been superseded. It looks like in 2026 the size of your wallet, and the size of the frens wallets, will matter more than the noise you make on Melon's X.
However, my days of glory may be long gone... as i gone yap dry since the 9th of October! Yes anon.... I had my last yap fraction ...six months ago... If it was a baby... my yap jail would start to eat solids!
Millionaire yet, or just rich in screenshots of almost-winning trades? I give it a try to the Kaito launchpad and so far I lost 90% of what I invested in Boundless, PlayNetwork and Novastro!
I am stubborn as a mule because I fail to understand that the age of ICOs has gone! I joined the Theoriq launchpad in the summer but took them months to prepare a TGE!
I had $1000 added into Theoriq, and when I claimed my 13,333 $THQ tokens... I dumped them straight away! I got a 25% profit, but speed matters. Only few hours later the value would have been halved!
There’s Mr. Investor! How are your coins doing fren? Still mooning, or quietly hiding under the couch? Millionaire yet, or just emotionally wealthy from watching the charts all day?
There’s Mr. Investor! How are your coins doing? Spiritually bankrupt? Millionaire yet? Will Allora or other Kaito drops make you crazy rich? No, bro… at this rate you won’t even be able to afford toilet paper, let alone generational wealth!
Am I giving up? Never anon! Do crackheads say "can't get high today because I'm broke?" No anon... they make it happen! Don't let a crackhead try harder than you!
So... with a winning mentality... I will keep pushing! Same as a crackhead... maybe not in the same place... maybe not with the same substance... maybe not on the same InfoFi platform!
If yapping doesn't bring rewards, what's the point of yapping? I love the whole Web3 synergy with AttentionFi ... but this needs to be a journey that keeps giving both ways!
It can't be only me putting time and money into it... and to get nothing in return! I am not your average yapper that barks without essence, and PVM's voice is backed by capital!
I got my Kaito airdrop and staked it, then added more on top... hoping for sweet allocations from the honeypots set apart for the community. Also have two Yappybaras NFTs, and sold one on the Limitless peak!
The story goes on but... the king is dead! You know what happens when a kingdom has no king, a week king, or holds things that other want? That kingdom is raided and attacked!
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